Saturday, January 29, 2011

Porn on the TV? MVD(music tv) Shins?

I don't know if i am doing the Blog thing right, but here I go on with another post for ya.

I'm sitting here thinking what I can bring to you with this Blog. BTW who thought of calling this a Blog.. It sounds like something that happends while on a toilet if ya ask me... anyway ahhh hmm,
Here's a beautiful photo of me from 1951 at the after party for my picture "She doesn't look Swedish?". Don't I look gorgeously sexy here? This was a very popular picture in Yugoslavia and they just loved this picture. I was getting fan mail for 2 months from them Slavic folks by the time it was released there, but damn It If I knew what the hell they were writing.
I only saw five minutes of this film at the premiere, since the inexperienced projectionist accidentally spliced the 1st reel of this picture with some damn Shirley Temple movie.. It was their next attraction.  One second you see me with this whip and all a sudden it's cuts into Shirley Temples crying "No please" whatever..she started to sing and that was it. It did manage to get a huge applause by the director who died thinking he filmed a movie with Temple. The after party was wonderful they served one of the best grilled cheese sandwiches I to this day never had again. I wish I could  remember the cheese they used, DELISH. I'd like to say limberger? hmmm.


Today I woke up and looked out my window and saw that NY had been attacked yet again by mother bitch nature, What the hell is going on here? I don't ever remember seeing this many snowstorms within the same year before.  Though It does bring back memories. It reminds me of that great party at Debbie Ryans house in the 60's. Oh what a fun party that was to get stuck in a snowstorm. When this woman wasn't singing and dancing for her guests..she was running to the toilet powdering her nose, if ya know what i mean. She was so high after singing that hit song of her's for the twelfth time, "Tangy" or sometin" like that.. she ran outside to snort the ground. She even cleaned all that snow off my car, what a snout! I think she wounded up with ammonia the next day.
 Then I remember 1947, I was such a young little thing.  Yes it was 1947 in the month of February. I was doing this off off Broadway show called "Hit That". During it's only performance there was a snowstorm brewing out there. This was a small theater with about 30 seats and only 5 people were in the audience.  I was in the middle of my musical number "Watch Your Hands, Buster!" and someone in the 2nd row, which was basically the back row.. screamed out "I got to get home! Snow IS PILLING UP!!! CAN YOU HURRY UP with this show already PAT!. I stopped singing and told my father to "get the hell out of here! then".  In the 1st row there was this pervert, I'll never forget! he was felling himself up.. I said, "Get the hell out of here too, you disgusting person!!... Go home with DADDY!!!", my brother had issues, I don't wanna talk about. The other 3 people had already left before all this.

I hate the snow! I HATE IT! I swear I need to get the hell out of NY! I'm too old for this cold and wet stuff.  I hate to shovel. A Mexican with a snow blower passed by me when I was out there yesterday, I asked this cute little Mexican ask if I would like him to snow blow me..sob I almost drowned! I said I didn't want it blown on me your dummy!! Clean my damn paths..He's doing it now! he want's $20...which reminds me I have to go now and doll myself up. I plan on getting away with this one at least half price.  I betta change my husbands diapers..as they are also cold and wet and stink from here to high heaven. Ohhh..there goes the doorbell. It's SHOWTIME once again in the Smear home. "Coming you cute little tamale..yes nice pink taco..nice, nice". He don't know what he's gotten himself into.

My friend Ethel Myer Weenier called last night to tell me that MVD that music channel started showing porn.. some show called "Shins" ya ever hear of this? Well I taped it and I tell ya what a disgrace!, disgusting! just terrible! there was not one money shot! don't watch it!! a let down I tell you. I would've put this on to set the mood for my little cutie pie sombrero. Oh whatever! that ain't porn! It's just CRAP! Oh well I gonna run kiddies... Talk to ya later. Gawd willing!
Xoxo,
Patricia

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