Can't even go to the park with ya grand kid without worrying about having ya face eaten, used to be ya only had to worry about which bench ya sat at. in case some ass decided to feed them dirty Gawd damn birds.
Can't tell ya how many damn times a bird took a dump on my beautiful hair! oh my Gawd now we have to worry about ZOMBIE PEOPLE TOO!?
OH GAWD!! Where the hell is my agent?! I need a gig, so I can get the hell out of HERE!
My Gawd look at that! They really are pushing this Bath Salt crap! We are all doomed!