My daughter Sharon has given birth to another baby, this one makes number 59... that is full term, that is.
People have already said it looks like ME!, them rat bastards!
I personally think it looks like the father.
Look at how my lovely whore of a daughter holds her new spawn of terror!
She had already asked If I would babysit this thing!!
Is she insane? I am not gonna have this ugly child in my HOUSE cry'n all hours of the night, while I watch my shows on the TV.
I told her to flush it, Am I wrong for saying so?
She had the nerve to actually flush it in my OWN TOILET!! Now I have to be scared that it may make it's way up the damn DRAIN pipe when I am sitt'n!
How dare she!! Not one minute of peace in this HOUSE!