Spread this to the world and let 'em know.....

This desperate bitch wants some gawd damn followers!! WHY ya ask? FU to why!! I just want a damn audience.. and also throw out there my other blog “Bingo Mingle” which seems to have not damn LIFE! I am a damn actress/singer/former GoGo dancer (damn hips can’t do that anymore)/housewife/cook (Who said COCK?!)/Skin Flute professional/love maker?/coffee maker! Where the hell is my fan club? Wait I remember, the president died in 1976 and since then all 5 of em’ dropped like flies. I got alot of life left to her, let me tell ya.. “Got a lot of living to doooo LA LA LA” what a nice song that was.. damn “West Side Story”. I read for the Rita Moreno part, didn’t get it of course.. and ya know WHY! Cause some F**k had to see my little unknown picture “Lady and the Donkey”. Said they didn’t think it would be a good idea to have someone of my stature in their picture, said I wasn’t Mexican or Spanish enough. ..meh.. I said “why don’t ya all go F**K off!” and that SOB had the nerve to ask for my autograph! ON HIS AZZ! It’s ok cause I got a better roll in “Gidget and the Midget”.. I was the lead in that there picture, though sadly that picture rotted to dust in the can.
Yes I posted this same shit post on both blogs! But not the beautiful photo below, that's exclusive to here, so there!
Xoxo,
Patricia!

Ya think them SOB's would've printed my DAMN NAME on the cover!!

Patricia Schemear's Bingo Mingle

I love doing this so much a started up another one, can ya believe..I know I can't! As i sit here drink'n my Chock Full 'o' NUTS and glazed cruller.. that I had my son get from the store, and told him PLAIN! not the glazed crap or that French round one! he brings me a GLAZED!..OH forget it. I said since this Blog thing is take'n off like hotcakes I will start another with just posts of You Tube videos and some pictures I find interesting across the net thing here...cause I have noth'n better. This page is called  "Bingo Mingle" , now ain't that cute?  So tell all your friends, I'm sure they will be thrilled. Oh gawd this coffee taste like washed dog..I think i need a new coffee machine or something. Make sure ya follow that page too... and this one.. Gawd damn it all to hell share both of these fabulous pages. Have a nice Sunday,
Kisses,
Pat
XoXo's

Limburger!

I love cheese!

Long time since I updated this sucker!

I don't know what the hell I am doing with this Blog! I need to make some more time in the development of this thing. I started this thinking I would share some of my life's experiences with you out there..but I ain't sure there is anyone reading this shit! I got a bit lazy and would like to know I am being heard out there.. for cry'n out louds! Is anyone there! Hello!! how ya work this thing? While I try and figure out what to do with this crap.. I guess I'll post some YouTube videos of stuff I find interesting, and maybe a few posts of any random thoughts that may come to mind here. I noticed I had this Blog page thing listed as "Adult Content", which I found out I didn't need to bother, as that is only if I was to show my tit's and stuff like that...which I know to some of ya people out there will be very disappointed to learn that ain't gonna happen...so take a cold shower. I removed that "Adult Content" flag, so now any schmo can view it, though this ain't a family friendly page, so you people who sit there worried about what their brats see on the net can add this page to one of 'em "surf Nanny" programs..or whatever, just don't come complaining to me that ya bratty kid saw the word "fuck" on my blog!
I love all of my fans (one and counting) that have sent my nice e-mails about how wonderful I am and hope you help Smear some Smears to the world.

XoXo's
Patricia

Random Smear

I've been watching that crazy court broadcast on that nut case gal Casey Anthony on that HLN channel. The same channel that has Nancy Grace comedy hour, Issues with Jane (lesbian) Velez and Joy Behers. What the hell kind of crazy person is this gal? Gawd she's nuts! You have to watch it, this girl has mental issues. She is on trial for the death penalty for killing her 2 yr old baby girl in 2008. What makes this a twisted story is that the girl supposedly killed her child and then just went out parting in clubs like nothing happened. She would go shopping at Target almost daily and wind up getting a tattoo. She nearly cleaned out a friends bank account during her shopping craze at this time by using stolen checks. For 31 days she lied to her parents on the whereabouts of their grand daughter stating that she was with the nanny named "Zanny". This girl would lie about everything to everyone around her, like telling everyone that she was employed at Universal Studios as an event plainer and make up friends that never excited or friends she hasn't known for years as being close in the present. I mean it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. If you type in her name on YouTube you will find all these videos, like the surveillance camera clips of her shopping, photos of her parting at the club in a "Hot Body" contest and most interesting her jailhouse video conversations with her parents also telephone conversations. It all plays out like a John Waters movie, I swear! Videos featuring her interviews with police, parents on the news; at the time thinking their grand daughter was still alive looking for her. I've been obsessed with this case! OY!

The jailhouse tapes are interesting because you can really get a glimpse on how nuts this girl really is! Watch as this Casey gal smiles and giggles as her poor mother is crying, how she doesn't seem to care at all about her "missing" daughter and whines about her situation. Me Me Me! OY
They found her daughter 6 months from the time of her death by the side of a road in a trash bag. Her defense is that her father found her daughter drowned in their pool showed it to her and covered it up, then she throws in for more entertainment that her father molested her from age 8 to 13 and that she learnt how to lie.. so strange I tell ya! Then theres another plot in this true tale of a guy who supposedly found the child's body in the early stages after her death and hid it until heard of some reward. He supposedly told friends months before they found her that he had seen a skull in the woods, but his friends were never shown it. then a reward is announced of 250,000 and walla the body is found..and in an area that was already investigated months prior.  

One of the countless songs written about me personally.

Memories from my Facebook archives Part 1.

Since I am too damn lazy to write anything at this moment, here I will also start including some stories that I had shared on my Facebook page. So here i give ya "Memories from my Facebook archives part 1" :

 My Birthday in Disney World 2010

 For by Birthday I was surprised by my daughter,5 of her illegitimate kids, my son, some weird male friend of his, and my good ole hubby, whom of course thought it was Xmas. We all went to the Sizzler steaks for a nice dinner and then to my surprise a flight out to Walt Disney World!! I couldn't believe it! We stayed at Nicky Moes Highway Motel just 75 miles away from the parks. I still don’t know who the hell paid for it!...BTW them corn fritters came in handy on that plane ride.
Cheap bastards!

Me hanging for dear life on that there Monorail thing. The damn doors closed on my hand! I thought I was dead for sure, luckily I fell off and landed into one of their resorts pools. They thought I was doing a show and I got $50 and a free day pass, which I could give two craps about.

 What the hell was wrong with these people sending me on this crap trip? Why the hell would I want to be around crying little kids, and stupid parents taking pictures? I mean I ain't no spring turkey anymore! They take me to some god damn place with rollercoaster’s and stupid dolls singing at ya while ya drift on some god damn boat? Oh my god! My daughter ran off with one of em’ walking stuffed animals and haven’t see her since. I got stuck with two of her kids for a half hour.

Tea Crap ride with two of my Daughter's now missing kids.

We all went of some contraptions, and then don’t know what happened to them. Doesn't matter my tramp of a daughter will spawn more. My Son and his weirdo friend (forgot it’s name) ran off to Space Mountain.

Oh god that Small World thing got me so sick, I threw up that disgusting Turkey Leg I ate... and that music!... that MUSIC! Ya think they could add some more lyrics to that damn song? I had to hear it in all them languages! I started feeling Ill once I got to them German dolls.

All I wanted was to know where the hell the exit Is, and these two walking stuffed animals thought i wanted a picture with em'

I don't know where the hell I am here or what the hell that was sittin' there next to me , but I do remember it smelled of garlic mixed with crap. I was lost god damn it!

 I got lost and almost died on that freak’n monorail thing(see pic above). Ya couldn't smoke there! What are they nuts? FUCK 'em I did anyway!, and all them fat asses oh my god, one got stuck on that there Dumbo ride, while one of the dumb parades were goings on! They used the claw of death to get her ass out, or I should say “Mickey’s Claw” …too cute. Saw her later eating a double hamburger at Pinocchio’s hamburger joint.

Some SOB told me this would take me out of this god damn place! They LIED!
Luckily I kept my return plane ticket to get the hell out of there!  Now home and wondering if Ernie (my hubby) is ok since I left him in that roach motel. I know I am fine right now that’s for sure. Nice and quite! What a great Birthday.