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Long time since I updated this sucker!

I don't know what the hell I am doing with this Blog! I need to make some more time in the development of this thing. I started this thinking I would share some of my life's experiences with you out there..but I ain't sure there is anyone reading this shit! I got a bit lazy and would like to know I am being heard out there.. for cry'n out louds! Is anyone there! Hello!! how ya work this thing? While I try and figure out what to do with this crap.. I guess I'll post some YouTube videos of stuff I find interesting, and maybe a few posts of any random thoughts that may come to mind here. I noticed I had this Blog page thing listed as "Adult Content", which I found out I didn't need to bother, as that is only if I was to show my tit's and stuff like that...which I know to some of ya people out there will be very disappointed to learn that ain't gonna happen...so take a cold shower. I removed that "Adult Content" flag, so now any schmo can view it, though this ain't a family friendly page, so you people who sit there worried about what their brats see on the net can add this page to one of 'em "surf Nanny" programs..or whatever, just don't come complaining to me that ya bratty kid saw the word "fuck" on my blog!
I love all of my fans (one and counting) that have sent my nice e-mails about how wonderful I am and hope you help Smear some Smears to the world.

XoXo's
Patricia

Random Smear

I've been watching that crazy court broadcast on that nut case gal Casey Anthony on that HLN channel. The same channel that has Nancy Grace comedy hour, Issues with Jane (lesbian) Velez and Joy Behers. What the hell kind of crazy person is this gal? Gawd she's nuts! You have to watch it, this girl has mental issues. She is on trial for the death penalty for killing her 2 yr old baby girl in 2008. What makes this a twisted story is that the girl supposedly killed her child and then just went out parting in clubs like nothing happened. She would go shopping at Target almost daily and wind up getting a tattoo. She nearly cleaned out a friends bank account during her shopping craze at this time by using stolen checks. For 31 days she lied to her parents on the whereabouts of their grand daughter stating that she was with the nanny named "Zanny". This girl would lie about everything to everyone around her, like telling everyone that she was employed at Universal Studios as an event plainer and make up friends that never excited or friends she hasn't known for years as being close in the present. I mean it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. If you type in her name on YouTube you will find all these videos, like the surveillance camera clips of her shopping, photos of her parting at the club in a "Hot Body" contest and most interesting her jailhouse video conversations with her parents also telephone conversations. It all plays out like a John Waters movie, I swear! Videos featuring her interviews with police, parents on the news; at the time thinking their grand daughter was still alive looking for her. I've been obsessed with this case! OY!

The jailhouse tapes are interesting because you can really get a glimpse on how nuts this girl really is! Watch as this Casey gal smiles and giggles as her poor mother is crying, how she doesn't seem to care at all about her "missing" daughter and whines about her situation. Me Me Me! OY
They found her daughter 6 months from the time of her death by the side of a road in a trash bag. Her defense is that her father found her daughter drowned in their pool showed it to her and covered it up, then she throws in for more entertainment that her father molested her from age 8 to 13 and that she learnt how to lie.. so strange I tell ya! Then theres another plot in this true tale of a guy who supposedly found the child's body in the early stages after her death and hid it until heard of some reward. He supposedly told friends months before they found her that he had seen a skull in the woods, but his friends were never shown it. then a reward is announced of 250,000 and walla the body is found..and in an area that was already investigated months prior.  

One of the countless songs written about me personally.

Memories from my Facebook archives Part 1.

Since I am too damn lazy to write anything at this moment, here I will also start including some stories that I had shared on my Facebook page. So here i give ya "Memories from my Facebook archives part 1" :

 My Birthday in Disney World 2010

 For by Birthday I was surprised by my daughter,5 of her illegitimate kids, my son, some weird male friend of his, and my good ole hubby, whom of course thought it was Xmas. We all went to the Sizzler steaks for a nice dinner and then to my surprise a flight out to Walt Disney World!! I couldn't believe it! We stayed at Nicky Moes Highway Motel just 75 miles away from the parks. I still don’t know who the hell paid for it!...BTW them corn fritters came in handy on that plane ride.
Cheap bastards!

Me hanging for dear life on that there Monorail thing. The damn doors closed on my hand! I thought I was dead for sure, luckily I fell off and landed into one of their resorts pools. They thought I was doing a show and I got $50 and a free day pass, which I could give two craps about.

 What the hell was wrong with these people sending me on this crap trip? Why the hell would I want to be around crying little kids, and stupid parents taking pictures? I mean I ain't no spring turkey anymore! They take me to some god damn place with rollercoaster’s and stupid dolls singing at ya while ya drift on some god damn boat? Oh my god! My daughter ran off with one of em’ walking stuffed animals and haven’t see her since. I got stuck with two of her kids for a half hour.

Tea Crap ride with two of my Daughter's now missing kids.

We all went of some contraptions, and then don’t know what happened to them. Doesn't matter my tramp of a daughter will spawn more. My Son and his weirdo friend (forgot it’s name) ran off to Space Mountain.

Oh god that Small World thing got me so sick, I threw up that disgusting Turkey Leg I ate... and that music!... that MUSIC! Ya think they could add some more lyrics to that damn song? I had to hear it in all them languages! I started feeling Ill once I got to them German dolls.

All I wanted was to know where the hell the exit Is, and these two walking stuffed animals thought i wanted a picture with em'

I don't know where the hell I am here or what the hell that was sittin' there next to me , but I do remember it smelled of garlic mixed with crap. I was lost god damn it!

 I got lost and almost died on that freak’n monorail thing(see pic above). Ya couldn't smoke there! What are they nuts? FUCK 'em I did anyway!, and all them fat asses oh my god, one got stuck on that there Dumbo ride, while one of the dumb parades were goings on! They used the claw of death to get her ass out, or I should say “Mickey’s Claw” …too cute. Saw her later eating a double hamburger at Pinocchio’s hamburger joint.

Some SOB told me this would take me out of this god damn place! They LIED!
Luckily I kept my return plane ticket to get the hell out of there!  Now home and wondering if Ernie (my hubby) is ok since I left him in that roach motel. I know I am fine right now that’s for sure. Nice and quite! What a great Birthday.

So what the hell kind of agent do I have?

My agent stinks! STINKS! I don't know where the hell he is, as I've been trying to get in touch with him for over 12 years already. I want to get back into the showbiz ya know, and I ain't a young chick anymore, I figure there's got to be a damn remake to that "On Golden Pond" being developed in Hollywood for gawd sakes.
I think I would be perfect in the part that Hepburn played in that picture, my luck they'd cast that Paris Hilton in the Jane Fonda roll, OY can you imagine! and who would they make my husband, probably that Danny Devito,. ha It would wind up straight to the DVS video thing. Them twits in Hollyweird don't know what the hell they're doing. Every time ya look at the Fantangos or whatever the hell it's called,  they're releasing remakes, or some crap aim at a damn 10yr old brat in 3D! The other week I thought of being a nice grandma, as I am!.. and take a couple of my countless brats to the picture show, well!!! My daughter was nice enough to pick me up and drive me and 3 of the brats, forgot their names, to the Orion 25 plex on 36st. She wanted me to take 10 of them kids of hers, but i put my foot down on that idea quick. Well it was a toss between that Medea picture (God forbid!), Hop(Oy, a cartoon!), Arthurs(Love revivals) and some movie about a bird(yeah right!).  I took them to see that "Scream" picture, and I went to see that Arthur one.  I fell asleep! I must have slept through eight showings of that picture, and still didn't see anything with Liza Minnelli or Dudley Moore. What the hell was I originally talking about in this thing here?...oh yes.. MY gawd damn agent STINKS! The last time I heard from him he was looking in getting me a commercial for one of these insurance companies, ya know like the late Ed Mcmahon I was to talk about how ya can sell your home to whatever bank for some cash and still live in it, till ya die..for ya kids to get nothing in the end, cause the damn companies would take every damn thing ya own. Sounds good to me, let me tell ya. Here's a photo I found of an ad I did in the old days. It was for the Gimbles department store, right before they went out.

A looker! No Doubts about that HONEY!  

I remember them SOB's being cheap as all hell, when they came knocking at my damn door later that evening for their brush. Thank goodness that It didn't happen these days, or I would be in the seat next to that Lindsey  Lohans, another winner! HA.

"A Pu Pu Platter" my 1st musical.

Me in a promotional still for the motion picture “A Pu Pu Platter” (1948). A musical that made poo poo at the box office. I played Maria Von Charles a lady of the evening (aka a hooker)/lounge club singer in the Bronx.  It was about her struggles to become Miss Pu Pu of China town, an annual event in the Big Apple and how she had to fight her way to get there by NY transportation.  It had a great list of wonderful songs and dance numbers, like; “A Egg Roll for a Dollar, My Love for an Extra 2”, “Where’s That Damn Train”, “Move That Ass“, “Pu-Pu for You!”, “China Town Melody”, “So, I‘m From The Bronx, and Your Point“, “Give me that Pu Pu Crown!”, “Five Dollars, Five Minutes” and “What the hell is in that Dim Sum?” 

The picture opened and closed the next day, but did manage to make it’s rounds as a road show in a couple of the southern states, and played at the drive-in’s, as all my pictures eventually winded up. It’s biggest play date was a double bill with  “I Remember Mama”, somewhere in Tennessee, people remembered mama, but forgot about Pu Pu! The film went through  hell as it traveled  from state to state, the projectionists had cut and butchered the picture, calling it indecent and disgusting,  It stirred up protesters standing in front of every venue with signs “Don’t see this Pu Pu!!!, And  “It’s the Devil’s Pu-Pu”.  I and the rest of the production and cast believed that this was some great free publicity, we all thought that now we were going bring home some ticket sales, but by the time the film got back to NY it was only one frame of celluloid!  They destroyed it, them bastards! My hopes of becoming a mainstream star once again wounded up in some garbage dump(s) across the U.S.A.